10 reasons to date Cassie:
1) She has an endless supply of jellybeans.
2) She'll lead you to the top of any mountain.
3) You'll be her best friend (via the cube test).
4) You will never have a boring photo.
5) She looks like T-Swift.
6) She has survived multiple attacks from the first graders.
7) She's and expert cow and sheep puppet maker.
8) She has beautiful handwriting. Especially for a lefty!
9) She's a lefty. Come on, that's exotic.
10) She looks very attractive in fuzzy socks.
10 reasons to date Caley:
1) Her glasses rock!
2) She always has matching pajamas.
3) She will take you on grand adventures.
4) She puts all of her emotion into fictional characters, which means she just might explode with emotion when it comes to real people.
5) She'll let you be a man when it comes to mice and monkeys.
6) She is generous with her food when it come to wild animals (even if it's unintentional).
7) You don't have to worry about her being bored. She knows how to doodle.
8) She gives excellent personality tests.
9) She's dedicated.
9 3/4) She is Bella.
10) She can lead you in yoga.
10 reasons to date Annie:
1) She has really firm calves.
2) She has the best laugh.
3) Also the cutest nose.
4) She will do as many push-ups that you want...as long as it's not more than 20.
5) She has a beautiful singing voice.
6) She can teach you how to hold hands.
7) She can accompany you on the piano to any song.
8) She will literally eat anything.
9) She knows how to raise boys.
9 3/4) She is a professional eyebrow sculpture.
10) She is a good listener and a peace keeper. Namaste.
10 reasons to date Liz:
1) She is the sorting hat.
2) She can recite you poetry as you fall asleep.
3) She is really easy to carry.
4) She remembers everything.
5) She sees everything as the amgical thing that it is.
6) She is a Disney princess and can break into song at any moment.
7) She can pack it back and never gain weight.
8) You will have buns of steel from speed walking everywhere.
9) She has the cutest shower shoes ever.
9 3/4) She can link everything back to Harry Potter.
10) She is really fun to dress up.
10 reasons to date Kim:
1) She will help you become a better missionary.
2) She is exotic for being fluent in Spanish.
3) Through her you will know the world.
4) You will always have an assortment of drinks.
5) She has a sixth sense when it comes to snacks.
6) You will never lose your way spiritually or physically with her.
7) She always has great earrings.
8) She wakes up on time and you won't even hear her alarm go off.
9) You will feel like a million-thousand bucks around her.
10) She makes some killer peanut-butter balls.
And finally....
10 reasons to date Julia:
1) She has rules.
2) Sometimes she is funny.
3) She is loyal and will give you the shirt off of her back.
4) She is a professional popcorn maker.
5) If you were to live somewhere without a kitchen, not a problem since she know hot to cook in a toaster oven.
6) She has a teacher look.
7) She creates new words and dances with her eyebrows.
8) She has a good butt, specifically for slapping.
9) You will never have a problem hearing what she is saying.
9 3/4) Extra details are added to every story she tells.
10) She will never make you climb stairs. EVER!
Sometimes she is funny. Good one!
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